doctorwho

Oh, hello there. I'm the Doctor. What's your name? You may use your 20th century technology to send me a message at doctorwhotumblr@gmail.com. Don't worry about where I am at the moment, I'll be able to get your communique.

Fifth Doctor: [Increasingly concerned] It's like like two time zones at war in the heart of the TARDIS! That's a paradox. Could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of-

[The Tenth Doctor spins the monitor so that the Fifth Doctor can see it]

Fifth Doctor: [Underwhelmed] -well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?

Tenth Doctor: D'ya need this? [offers him the sonic screwdriver]

Fifth Doctor: Nah, I'm fine.

Tenth Doctor: Oh, no, of course. You mostly went hands-free didn't you? Like, "Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!"