Oh, hello there. I'm the Doctor. What's your name? You may use your 20th century technology to send me a message at doctorwhotumblr@gmail.com. Don't worry about where I am at the moment, I'll be able to get your communique.
Captain Jack Harkness:Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor:I do!
Captain Jack Harkness:Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic."?
The Doctor:What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
The Ninth Doctor & Captain Jack Harkness
The Doctor:Sonic blaster, 51st Century- Weapon factories at Villengard?
Capt. Jack Harkness:Yeah. You've been to the factories?
The Doctor:Once.
Jack:They're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical. Vaporised the lot.
The Doctor:Like I said, once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.
[Later]
Jack:Nice switch.
The Doctor:Thanks. From the groves at Villengard. Thought it was appropriate.
Jack:There's really a banana grove in the heart of Villengard, and you did that?